I don't even know why I have to bother with an introduction. If you don't know who I am, then the Lord obviously acknowledges that you're not worthy of my time. However, I'll take pity on your poor, extremely unfortunate soul this once. My name's Kitty Wilde. I moved from Middle-of-Nowhere, Lima to Canada and now attend Degrassi Community School where I fully intend on ruling the school like the hot bitch Jesus had made me to be.
Congratulations.
And what was that?
First day here and they all ganged up on me. I guess being new around here doesn’t call for a warm welcome.
Congratulations.
Y’all effectively drove off the best thing to ever happen to this site from your stupidity.
I spy Kitty and Marley!
Since when was I a stalker? Technically you followed me. I have been here for days.
Since ever, Lynn. And while I’m sure you’ve convinced yourself that, it’s fine. I understand completely. A life without this Kitty is just not an exciting one.
I see I’ve gained numerous followers.
Well I think god missed a few screws in you
And here’s where you’re wrong, which I’m sure is nothing new when it comes to you. I’m as close to flawless as God would make anyone, besides Quinn Fabray. Here’s where you make some vapid remark that does nothing to me but make me roll my eyes at the stupidity of it, so why don’t we do ourselves a favor and stop while we’re ahead? Trust me, any further, and you’ll regret it.
I see I’ve gained numerous followers.
Here’s the thing blondie, I actually am pretty damn smart. I know I’m a bitch, and atleast I own up to it.
Guess you don’t have the balls to do that, huh?
Of course I wouldn’t since I’m a girl, Chaz Bono.
I see I’ve gained numerous followers.
You said that next time I do it you’ll make my mouth worse than my oversized mouth. But you love me too much to harm any part of me and my life Kit Kat.
Don’t flatter yourself too much, Sam. I’ll leave your fish lips alone for now since my parents are going to force me to unpack soon. I need to save my energy for rationing out my insults to more worthy adversaries.
I see I’ve gained numerous followers.
Did he also give you permission to be a bitch?
He made me to be who I am today. Seeing as I know you don’t have the sufficient enough brain cells to make the connection, that means He did.
